Infected by the /b/ Virus...
Bill, I fucking hate you.
*sigh*
Some things I did on /b/ that I thought were clever.
ANONYMOUS: "Who wants to lick my pussy?"
ME: "That depends. Are you of age, and if not, do you have Chris Hansen's number on speed dial?"
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:01:05 No. 95763199 After reading this, I actually want to have sex with a dolphin now.
>>You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and placethe tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested,arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usuallya fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, bothoutside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a seriesof muscular VAGINAl contractions that rub the entire length of your member.They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experiencewhile you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two.Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractionsand thrusts.
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:30:30 No. 95767643
dolphins are probably smarter than human beings, but they have no environment or resources to create or industrialize like we do.
the odds are that they're faaaaaaar smarter than us, but with no way to document their intelligence, they have no education, language, society, etc.
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:34:16 No. 95768120 Wishful thinking. I agree their intelligence is probably underrated but I seriously doubt that the average dolphin is smarter than a 12 year old.
ME: So, given the choice, would you rather fuck a dolphin or said 12-year-old?
NEXT GUY:
*sigh*
Some things I did on /b/ that I thought were clever.
ANONYMOUS: "Who wants to lick my pussy?"
ME: "That depends. Are you of age, and if not, do you have Chris Hansen's number on speed dial?"
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:01:05 No. 95763199 After reading this, I actually want to have sex with a dolphin now.
>>You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and placethe tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested,arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usuallya fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, bothoutside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a seriesof muscular VAGINAl contractions that rub the entire length of your member.They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experiencewhile you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two.Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractionsand thrusts.
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:30:30 No. 95767643
dolphins are probably smarter than human beings, but they have no environment or resources to create or industrialize like we do.
the odds are that they're faaaaaaar smarter than us, but with no way to document their intelligence, they have no education, language, society, etc.
Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)02:34:16 No. 95768120 Wishful thinking. I agree their intelligence is probably underrated but I seriously doubt that the average dolphin is smarter than a 12 year old.
ME: So, given the choice, would you rather fuck a dolphin or said 12-year-old?
NEXT GUY: