this just made me slightly sad:
From last year:
*SCREAM!* Come on in! Welcome to the graveyard, people are dying to get in here. And the rest of us are dying to get out. Oh look, all the coffins are empty, what a good sign! GOOD SIGN! OH NO WATCH OUT FOR DRACULA HE'S COMIN' DOWN, HE'S GONNA BITECHA WITH HIS BIG TEETH AND EVERYTHING, OH HE'S SO SCARY! . . . Not. Please don't bury me, I'm not dead yet! Danananana. Hole! SHHH! Aflack! I'll swallow your soul! And the rest of your shoe, too! Have you seen my bat? His name's Louie. I have a question to ask you all . . . do you like spiders? No? Well they like you! Looook into the master's eyes! WATCH OUT! The butcher's gone INSANE! Insane in the membrane. Chop chop! We're all crazy here! CRAZY! LEMMEOUTOFHEREIGOTTAGETOUTPLEASEHELPMELETMEOUTOF HEEEERRRREEEEE! Are you still here! Hurry up! The master's waiting. He doesn't like to be kept waiting. This way! Hurry up! So, you've all come to meet the master, have you? MASTER! We have COMPANY!
NOBODY MEETS THE MASTER!
RIP Dracula's Castle, the scariest haunted house in Salem. No joke, I've been to the others. Not so hot.
*SCREAM!* Come on in! Welcome to the graveyard, people are dying to get in here. And the rest of us are dying to get out. Oh look, all the coffins are empty, what a good sign! GOOD SIGN! OH NO WATCH OUT FOR DRACULA HE'S COMIN' DOWN, HE'S GONNA BITECHA WITH HIS BIG TEETH AND EVERYTHING, OH HE'S SO SCARY! . . . Not. Please don't bury me, I'm not dead yet! Danananana. Hole! SHHH! Aflack! I'll swallow your soul! And the rest of your shoe, too! Have you seen my bat? His name's Louie. I have a question to ask you all . . . do you like spiders? No? Well they like you! Looook into the master's eyes! WATCH OUT! The butcher's gone INSANE! Insane in the membrane. Chop chop! We're all crazy here! CRAZY! LEMMEOUTOFHEREIGOTTAGETOUTPLEASEHELPMELETMEOUTOF HEEEERRRREEEEE! Are you still here! Hurry up! The master's waiting. He doesn't like to be kept waiting. This way! Hurry up! So, you've all come to meet the master, have you? MASTER! We have COMPANY!
NOBODY MEETS THE MASTER!
RIP Dracula's Castle, the scariest haunted house in Salem. No joke, I've been to the others. Not so hot.