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i just cracked a joke to a member at work, and it totally BOMBED!
these people have no sense of humor.

fuckers... i thought it was kinda funny.

ray and pete are still hilarious after all these years.

"i am not going to die. i will tell you...if i'm dead"
-ray

I'm in love with Kristal. Kristal is the best thing to happen to me in years. Kristal came into my life at just the right time.
I love you Kristal!!!

sometimes i get so excited about sleep, that i CAN'T sleep!!!1

Spent some quality time with a demon of mine.
He said "I like the way you struggle...but you know i'm here to win!"

its about time someone make a video like this!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...d=909369730&n=2

i cut myself shaving this morning worse than i've ever cut myself shaving before.

looks something like this:

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today marks the 6th year anniversary of my real journal that i've written in every day of my life since this date in 2000 ( Read more... )

i'm so sick of these smart ass golfers at work comming in and seeing that i'm on my laptop and go "you're not lookin at porn are you?" followed by a series of courtesy chuckles from their faggy golf partners ( Read more... )