AIM/IRC/Skype Quote Collection XXIV

Dec 16, 2010 02:02

Even though I do not update this thing anymore, the Quote Collection IS NOT DEAD, nor is it in any danger of dying. Even if I never post actual entries ever again, I will still use it to post these.

THAT BEING SAID.

The Quote Collection evolves today, as we throw Skype into the mix.

and here it is


[20:06:24] * rmd (~rmd@PSI-5267706A.clearnet.com) has joined #blackicecity
[20:06:42] rmd> hats going on in here
[20:06:56] rmd> wow
[20:07:06] <&Magi> hat
[20:07:06] rmd> no hats. let's just be bald
[20:07:23] rmd> blackicecity: "we fucking hate hats"
[20:07:28] rmd> hat!!
[20:07:56] rmd> I just fed a vending machine 30 dimes
[20:08:01] rmd> what have you done today
[20:09:47] rmd> wow
[20:09:54] rmd> ill take that as my victory
[20:09:56] * rmd (~rmd@PSI-5267706A.clearnet.com) Quit (Quit: jmIrc destroyed by the OS)

[00:33:36] * Resorter761 (anon@pool-71-126-128-20.washdc.fios.verizon.net) has joined #rainbowresort
[00:37:21] Resorter761> video
[00:37:22] Resorter761> juegos
[00:37:33] <@Xatu> hello!
[00:37:36] <@Xatu> you must be new here
[00:37:40] <@Xatu> well, at krr, we have one motto
[00:37:41] Resorter761> i am new here.
[00:37:43] <@Xatu> take
[00:37:43] <@Xatu> it
[00:37:44] <@Xatu> easy
[00:37:48] * Resorter761 (anon@pool-71-126-128-20.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)

[21:28:41] Wannabe> it's just... I'm trying to keep this place still family friendly, sorry...
[21:28:47] mamthew42> but then people cuss in bic and that's okay, so obviously your parents don't look when you're there
[21:29:13] mamthew42> and if you have a channel to switch to when they're looking, tkc is the best bet by a longshit anyway
[21:29:16] mamthew42> sdagasdfasdf
[21:29:18] mamthew42> *longshot
[21:29:22] <@Conan> hahahaha
[21:29:25] <@Conan> hahahahahaha
[21:29:26] Minon> amazing
[21:29:29] <@Conan> that's wonderful

KirbysDreamLand3: I'm gonna try to live in the McDonald's play pens if I become homeless

[23:11:23] chineselaundry> that is not something you lie about
[23:12:04] chineselaundry> if you jaywalk or use your roommates printer you lie but you do not lie when you take a dump on the guy who did the holocaust

[14:44:39] Chooch> My sister just came in here to ask me what 'yiff' means
[14:44:58] Chooch> She really, really, really needs to stop playing Second Life

[22:17:26] <@Fadflamer_no_Pantsu> So guys
[22:17:40] <@Fadflamer_no_Pantsu> Anyone know where I can find a torrent for Lambchop's Sing along?
[22:19:40] <@TheSpawz> ffffffffffff
[22:19:44] <@TheSpawz> what
[22:23:23] <&Suki> http://iballz.info/iballz.mp3
[22:23:58] <@Fadflamer_no_Pantsu> Sorry.
[22:24:14] <@Fadflamer_no_Pantsu> I mean Lambchop's Play Along

[20:25:09] Trystero> this sounds nothing like genesis oh my god
[20:25:26] Trystero> this is all mandolins playing sustained chords
[20:25:38] Trystero> while a guy with a falsetto voice talks about how the wizard was a dragon

foundation0000 (10:26:12 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xudX2-dqw im listening to this while browseing DA for close up of vaginas

[23:19:02] Dale> the tv show i crew on had this "comedy rapper" named Dirt Nasty as a guest tonight
[23:19:09] Dale> he came in high and it was a thing
[23:19:28] <@Magi> good
[23:19:31] Dale> the host kept trying to ask him questions but he kept screaming

[22:32:37] noeko> SUM GOOKU
[22:33:44] Magi> that's some goku...
[22:35:35] <@Mightfo> mag why don't you "jizz" inside of my "gooku" :)
[22:36:28] <@TheSpawz> gohan dle my penis
[22:37:24] Magi> :) kame hame ha ~~~
[22:37:43] <@TheSpawz> can you handle my spirit bomb~~??
[22:38:33] noeko> YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:39:10] Magi> reach down my trunks and touch my piccolo
[22:41:35] <@TheSpawz> god, all these dbz puns are really krillin me here
[22:41:41] <@TheSpawz> ugh it hurt to type that

[3:43:12 AM] Sakata Gintoki says: fafkj
[3:43:18 AM] Sakata Gintoki says: word says i misspelled obama
[3:43:22 AM] Sakata Gintoki says: suggestions: osama

so
[7:42:56 PM] Amy Clare says: okay
[7:43:00 PM] Amy Clare says: i was in class and we were all talking about our final projects right
[7:43:09 PM] Amy Clare says: and
[7:43:13 PM] Amy Clare says: i said it was getting kind of awkward
[7:43:14 PM] Amy Clare says: right
[7:43:18 PM] Amy Clare says: this one girl
[7:43:23 PM] Amy Clare says: was telling us about this performance art she was going to do
[7:43:26 PM] Amy Clare says: in the concourse
[7:43:29 PM] Trevor (Diddgery) says: uh oh
[7:43:32 PM] Amy Clare says: she's basically
[7:43:34 PM] Amy Clare says: going to make
[7:43:41 PM] Amy Clare says: a toilet-themed dress with a flusher on the shoulderpads and stuff
[7:43:55 PM] Amy Clare says: and get the audience to throw apple juice at her
[7:44:01 PM] Amy Clare says: for the duration of the performance
[7:44:13 PM] Sakata Gintoki says: our very own yoko
[7:44:17 PM] Amy Clare says: basically
[7:44:18 PM] Trevor (Diddgery) says: i'm waiting for the part when she shits all over the place
[7:44:25 PM] Amy Clare says: her name's sinae
[7:44:36 PM] glod says: oh!! maybe she'll start vomiting everywhere at the end because she got clogged up
[7:44:39 PM] Amy Clare says: sdfjkl
[7:44:42 PM] Amy Clare says: just
[7:44:42 PM] Amy Clare says: i dunno
[7:44:46 PM] Amy Clare says: the way she was talking about it
[7:44:50 PM] Amy Clare says: her english isn't great but
[7:45:00 PM] Amy Clare says: it sounded like that might be what she's into
[7:45:05 PM] glod says: oh no
[7:45:06 PM] Amy Clare says: she wants the audience to use her
[7:45:08 PM] Amy Clare says: and make her dirty
[7:45:09 PM] Trevor (Diddgery) says: uhhhhh
[7:45:19 PM] Trevor (Diddgery) says: wuh oh
[7:45:32 PM] Amy Clare says: basically im pretty worried!
[7:45:57 PM] Amy Clare says: her entire semester has been about toilets
[7:46:26 PM] Amy Clare says: for the movie project it was just
[7:46:32 PM] Amy Clare says: film footage of different coloured liquids being flushed
[7:46:41 PM] Amy Clare says: she did a toilet sculpture with a working seat
[7:46:45 PM] Amy Clare says: i just dont know you guys

[1:54:58 AM] Doctor N͠K͠: dire question
[1:55:01 AM] Doctor N͠K͠: how do i add gifs to images
[1:55:09 AM] Doctor N͠K͠: QUICK AND PAINLESSLY
[1:55:39 AM] Sakata Gintoki: "Guru Guru Pon-Chan discovers the awkward love between a boy and his dog after his dog gets magically transformed into his girlfriend."
[1:55:55 AM] Doctor N͠K͠: that is probably the opposite of what i have just asked

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