Certainly nothing like modern day video games... no, life is more like Venture for the Atari. Someone threw on the switch and you really have no idea what the hell is going on. Everything is sort of a maze, and you don't even know where you are, or if you're actually supposed to be doing something. Then you wiggle some knobs because you have nothing better to do, and the world changes and suddenly you're in a room with blobby things and you think you might be the green thing, but before you can do anything something shaped like a pumpkin eats you and suddenly you're back in that maze. This continues for approximately two minutes until you break down, pop some Queen into the ol' 8-track and consider plugging in the E.T. cartridge because the pain can only get worse right?
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