Go through your LJ posts for the past year, post the first sentence of the first entry for each month:
January:
Woo hoo, Happy Fucking New Year.
February:
Yea I haven't been updating much at all lately.
March:
Yea, I really do, it would make playing this song so much easier...
April:
Haven't updated in a while, mainly because I've been rather busy the past couple of days.
May:
I know I'm being hypocrital, but these were too good to pass up.
June:
Thanks to the tireless research efforts of Tommy, we have a breakthrough in the way I function:
July:
So much good music has come my way (well, I bought it but still).
August:
I've been really bad about updating this, haven't I?
September:
finally got the damn thing to work
October:
Becuase I'm rather lazy with the updating, and
spudy_massacre had an idea that I'm jacking and probably going to do because it gets me to update, I'm going to do that random song thing each week, with some sort of update to go along with it.
November:
Today was supposed to be a happy day...
December:
Kill Me