HAVE YOU EVER...?
Mooned anyone: Not that I remember.
Been on a diet: Damn not.
Been to a foreign country: Yeps.
Broken a bone: Not quite broken, no, but something like it.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: Nop.
Swore at a teacher: No, I usually make fun of them instead.
Do you make time for Oprah? HELL NO!
Talked to any LiveJournal member via emails or instant messages: Yup.
Got in a fight: Yeps.
Dated a teacher: Nops.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: Nein.
Gone skinny dipping: Errrr. Yes. (whistles)
Do you prefer top, bottom or doggy?: Bottom.
Met another LiveJournal member in the flesh: Some, yes.
Stolen anything: Yes. :x
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: Quite a few times.
Been on TV: Yes (one at a demonstration that ended up in a fight at my university, and the other one making a fool out of myself in HQMC TV :D)
Been on the radio: Yeps (I called Super FM a few times)
Been to a concert: A few.
Been in a mosh pit: HELL YEAH!
Dated one of your best friends: Nop.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: I do, yes.
Deceived somebody close to you: No.
Broken the law: Just minor felonies... LOL
Been to a rodeo: I've ridden a mechanical bull, once.
Been on a talk show: No.
Been on a game show: No.
Been on an airplane: Yes.
Got to ride on a fire truck: Nop.
Came close to dying: Not really dying, but probably serious injuries, yes.
Gave someone a piggy back ride: Yes. Last time, in the middle of the biggest mosh pit I've ever seen. :x
Terrorized a babysitter: Didn't ever had a bs.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: I had it a lot when I was younger.
Snuck out of the house at night: Yes.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: Not really.
Had an eating disorder: My eating habits ARE a eating disorder... lol (and even so, I still can't get no weight)
Felt like you didn't belong: Quite a few times, old chap.
Felt like the 3rd wheel: 3rd wheel? wtf is that?
Smoked: Yes.
Done drugs: Does pot counts? Yes, a couple of times.
Been arrested: No.
Had your tonsils removed: No.
Gone to camp: Yes.
Won a trophy: Trophy, n, but I've gotten a few medals.
Written a love letter: Yes.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: Yes.
Written a love poem: Yes.
Kissed in the rain: Yes.
Slow danced with someone: No.
Participated in an orgy: No.
Faked an orgasm: No, and I don't think I could!
Stolen a kiss: No.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: yes
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: No.
Watched the sunrise at a bar: No.
Gotten a speeding ticket: No.
Done jail time: No.
Had to wear a uniform to work: I still do.
Failed/got held back: Once.
Got perfect attendance in grade school: The last time I got perfect attendance was a long, long time ago.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: No.
Taken ballet/karate lessons: Karate, yes. And Aikido. And Kung-Fu.
Farted and blamed it on the person next to you: I usually try to pretend it wasn't me. lol
Eaten pickled pig feet?: No.
Ever been the "Other" woman or Man? : Nein.
Ever gotten caught masturbating? : Errr :o Almost.
Ever been in a coma? : Nop.