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Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.

Video Games:

• A young male teen-turned-demon survives the world being turned into a giant space womb and gets to decide which one of his friends impregnates the baby universe. Or he can kill the fetus and join Lucifer (who's apparently a good guy) in fighting to kill God and stop the cycle. The Updated Rerelease features a certain White Haired Pretty Badass Longcoat. Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne ultra_butterfly
• Huge, musclebound men with chainsaw guns drill underground. Gears of War 2 emerald_embers
• You and your friends are surrounded by fast zombies and friendly fire is on. Left 4 Dead mcruthless
• You play an amnesiac helping the guys who brainwashed you defeat their enemies. Your assistants include a sassy robot, a teenaged alien, a frigid sorceress, and an emo gunslinger. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic kestral_kitsune
• A hero's attempts to slay a dragon are delayed when everyone makes him/her solve their problems first. Dragon Age: Origins emerald_embers

Movies:

• A man injured on the job gets no worker's compensation, so he decides to shoot up the place with an immigrant friend.
• Man tries to deal with his children, while Humongous Mecha rise from the underground and start destroying everything. War of the Worlds emerald_embers
• A shy, unpopular adolescent experiences first love with a vampire, cursed with eternal youth, an uncanny beauty, and ice-cold skin like marble, but blessed with the wisdom of the ages. Can their love last, despite the dangers inherent in their union? And you won't believe what happens if the vampires go in the sunlight... Let the Right One In vanleea
• The world's nascent chance of salvation is a boy who farms water in a desert and has inappropriate sexual attraction to his sister. He kills millions of enemy soldiers through exploitation of faulty safety regulations. Star Wars: A New Hope mcruthless
• Man with peculiar accent survives hunting trip gone horribly wrong. Also, features two state governors. Predator emerald_embers

Books:

• Uptight but independent teacher falls for mopey rich man. Jane Eyre emerald_embers
• A man and his son hike from the mountains to the coast while people try to eat and/or rape them. The Road emerald_embers
• Ordinary man from an ordinary planet (which has recently been torn down) goes galaxy- and dimension-hopping with a hot scientist, a perpetually unhappy robot, an alcoholic daredevil, and a narcissist with two heads and three arms. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy neekaneeks
• Man marries woman because he lusts after her prepubescent daughter; after said woman is conveniently written out of the picture, he starts a sexual relationship with his stepdaughter. Lolita emerald_embers
• The villain scores a major victory by letting the hero win a big cup. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire mcruthless

Anime/Manga:

• Convoluted Love Dodecahedron develops between British teenagers attending high school in Japan; the fate of the world hangs in the balance.
• A miner and a delinquent team up with an underage girl for the purpose of fighting a race war. Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann vanleea
• A brave but dim young man with a goofy haircut enters the high-stakes world of bread-making. Yakitate!! Japan mcruthless
• An unnamed albino with Pointy Ears, Facial Markings and a Situational Sword dredges up the guilty pasts of an inn, a ship, a mask, a stick, and a train. His Literal Split Personality then uses this to kill Japanese Cthulu. Mononoke mcruthless
• A traveler helps people cope with invisible magic bugs. Mushishi katbell