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Matt Damon's engaged... and has just bought a 10 million dollar house on Miami Beach. Cillian Murphy's married and apparently, you're not allowed to get a divorce in Ireland. So... I'm officially screwed, right? Adam told me to maybe not go for movie stars anymore, but that didn't seem like sound advice. See, if I went for a normal guy, say someone ( Read more... )

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where have i been!?! where have i been?!!!!!

so, hey ya'll! I live in Miami now, for those of you who don't know. And I've lived there since November, so... yeah. I don't have internet access yet, still, ever. I don't have tv either. I figure I can live without it and I have for about a month now ( Read more... )

I rock the mic like a vandal.

alright, so i know it's been way too long since i've last spoken, called, written or seen many of you... most of you... alright, all of you. but the past few weeks have been insane and i've been selfish. i have no internet or phone at my apartment. once i found out i would be leaving within a few months, it just didn't seem logical to get that. ( Read more... )

our power's back. we were almost blown up in the process, but our power is back, thank god. i hate sleeping without air conditioning. when they tried turning the power on for the first time this morning, they missed some branches that were sitting on the line. so naturally, there was a giant explosion. how giant? it reached all the way from e.e. ( Read more... )

So my house is being shared by my mother, two of her coworkers and one of her coworker's children and myself. Absolute hell. I really dislike the majority of my mom's friends and being bound up and quartered with them through however long it takes this slow ass hurricane to pass is not an exciting prospect. Add to the stew that I'm sick and there ( Read more... )

i'm going on my very first business trip this week not related to the entertainment business. abercrombie and fitch is opening up their new concept, ruehl, in tampa, and my district manager has invited me to tag along and see it. she also wants to show me off. it should be interesting. apparently, the mechandise is so expensive, rumor is the ( Read more... )