Yes I really want 12x volume for my eyelashes. Thankyou Loreal!

[metapho]

There is a man in the house, unusually. Luckily he is doing useful things. Filling! Rubbing down! Any number of euphemisms really

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[ex_humanfema327]

How nice you've got a man in. it's good to give them employment. Please provide plumber.
Water based or oil based? really, water.

[metapho]

How do you know water? Or are you just making conversation?
Where have you been? Very quiet you are. (I have no idea why I constructed the last sentence in that way. It may be Welsh, look you.)

[ex_humanfema327]

It does sound very welsh!
I dont know, I'm just making it up about the water. But what's the point of oil-based? Harder to wash off if you make drips
Been having a Bad Time! Anyway.

[metapho]

Oh no. OK now?
I shall not be making drips. The man will. Or hopefully not. Poor man. It has taken him 4 days just to fill holes in one room!