It has begun.

[metaphor123]

Yesterday: I just have one wish: to see you at church and then to die.

If my mum ever gives you a Christmas gift, don't expect anything good. I saw three glow-in-the-dark crucifixes being wrapped yesterday.

I know how to get through this. Vodka.

Comments

[sad_frog]

Are the glow-in-the-dark crucifixes for black-outs?

Although I do know someone who got some hideously ugly glow-in-the-dark cherubs for Christmas, maybe you two should work something out.

[metaphor123]

They're not for blackouts. They're for when you wake up in the night to remind you of all the torments that await sinners.

[sad_frog]

Like a terrible terrible night-light.

[changlinn]

So you didn't wear a scarlet A shirt to christmas eve lunch :) Actually she wouldn't get that. Just sit in church reading Dawkins book before last for some laughs.
Glow in the dark crucifixes, yikes. But hang on it is about the birth not the death, or is it all about the death.

[metaphor123]

Easter is a bigger Christian holy day than Christmas, so yes, it's all about death.

[changlinn]

Yeah I know I was raised christian too remember.
But glow in the dark torture just takes it to a whole new level.