Will You Be There? Jumping on the meme bandwagon
And I didn't even cycle through until I found a funny one.
RULES:
- Put your iTunes / media player on shuffle.
- With each given question, press next and that is your answer.
- Write down the song name no matter HOW silly it sounds.
- If you have any comments, write them in brackets below your answer.
- At the end, tag the people who YOU think should do this. Screw the RULES!
b) You see your crush. You think: Escape from Klown Ship - John Massari (I have a thing for escaped clowns, see). c) You stub your foot and yell: You'll Never Know - 1927 (How painful it is?)
d) Your pants are full of: Old Master Painter/You Are My Sunshine - Brian Wilson (I guess the sun does actually shine there)
e) Your favorite video game is: Gracie's Recapture - Peter Gabriel (You win the game by capturing half-caste children on the lam.)
f) Your t-shirt says: Take a Chance on Me - ABBA (Please?)
g) Your favorite video consists of: Lullaby - Various Artists (Rosemary's Baby)
h) This is what's crawling up your pant leg: Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez (I would think my love would be on its way down.) i) You like him / her because of: Jam - Michael Jackson (Sweet, sweet double entendre).
j) Your friend has: 100 Rifles - Jerry Goldsmith (Bloody rightwing nutjob) k) What you'll be when you grow up: Never Forget You - Mariah Carey l) The song that'll be played at your child's birth: Christmas Time's A-Comin' - Dolly Parton (I knew I would be involved with the second coming.) m) Your "summer song": If I Were You - kd lang n) Your friends' pants are full of: I Almost Forgot - Mathew Sweet (Can't have been that great, then.) o) You like to: Good Mother - Jann Arden (Yes, your mother WAS good.) p) Your mom changed her name to: Grace - Bobby McFerrin/Yo Yo Ma (Appropriate, but boring) q) You changed your name to: Travelin' Thru - Dolly Parton (Thru what?) r) Your battle cry: She's Out of my Life - 98 Degrees (And I feel liberated!) s) Your porn movie will be titled: Alice - Tom Waits (Short for “Alice in Anal Wonderland”) t) Your wedding song: The Austrian Way - John Williams u) Your new last name is: Rose's Descent into the Cellar - Keith Emerson v) Your genitals are called: Hush-a-Bye Hard Times - Dolly Parton (Ultra hard times) w) Your pet cat is named: Concerto no. 1 in E - Itzhak Perlman (My cat is pretty stuck up.) x) Your pet dog is named: When You Tell me that You Love Me - Julio Iglesias and Dolly Parton y) Your new nickname will be: Silens Nox - Mychael Danna ('Silent' is not usually an adjective ascribed to me.) z) When posted, you will title this: Will You Be There - Michael Jackson