And now for something completly different........

[metaphysics101]

A true story from Associated Press, Reported by Kurt Westervelt)
If ever you are considering suicide, think again!!!

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story.

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed

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[mearn4d10]

...thus proving that he was, truly, an idiot.

Remember, the bigger idiot you are, the more the universe will strain itself to prove that to everyone else.

Hmmm, I wonder if he qualified for a Darwin Award?

[audiolizslave]

Talk about 'in the cards'...