Let's get it on!

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On a thread over on snarkoleptics, the question is raised: Who would win in a fight between Oscar Wilde and F Scott Fitzgerald? The consensus seems to fall on Fitzgerald, but that's not important.

redneckgaijin runs with it:

Next! on LITERARY DEATHMATCH! Fitzgerald versus Wilde in... the CAGE!

PLUS! Emily Dickinson versus Jane Austen- JELLO MATCH!

And in cross-gender tag team fighting- Charles Dickens and Lewis Carroll battle the BRONTE SISTERS!

And now we go RINGSIDE to our master of ceremonies, William Shakespeare!

"Good even, friends, and authors dead and gone;
Good gentles rise, and let us GET IT ON!"