kittikatie has a wardrobe malfunction...

[kjpepper]

So I just nearly flashed the postman.

Me: *in mai showerz, washin my hairz*
Postman: *knocks like a knocking thing*
Me: WTF? *stop shower*
Postman: *mor knockingz*
Me: ACK OMGWTFROBE! *runs and grabs robe and goes to door blind and wet*
Postman: I has package...OMG you are wet in a robe.
Me: Yeah, okay, package.
Postman: You sign for it.
Me: shitz. *signs little paper with left hand*
Robe: I slips!
Boob: Freedoms! *tries to bust free, pun intended*
Me: ACK NO *grab* BAD TITTIE NO FONDLE.
Postmans: I wants to have convo about there being no apartments number on the box.
Me: YAH OK GTFOff my porch!
Postman: *ogle*
Me: -_-
Door: *close*
Me: ACK. Mine shower is over.

And thus was my joy with the post. Damn post.

QWP <- linky fixed, sorry about that.