violet_quill, on the Harry Potter Book 7 title

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Book Seven Titles the Fandom Would Have Preferred

Harry Potter and the Hallows that Have Nothing to Do With Death

Harry Potter and the Fluffy Pink Hallows

Harry Potter and the Grammatically Correct Title

Harry Potter and the Title That Have Nothing to Do With the Books, So Don't Fret

Harry Potter and the Book in Which He Doesn't Die

Harry Potter and the Fandom that Lived On Despite the End of Canon

Harry Potter and the Assurance That No One is Getting Jossed

Harry Potter and the Debate Over Whether Titles are Spoilers

Harry Potter and the Seriously People Life Will Go On Even If Harry Doesn't

And my personal favorite, Harry Potter and the Final Book of the Series in Which Nothing Bad Happens To Your Favorite Characters, No Stupid Bint Comes in Between Your Ship, Harry Definitely Doesn't Die, and There Remains So Much Room for Fic and Fandom Discussion for Years To Come.

I think they might have trouble fitting that one on the spine though.

Context is neither deathly nor hallowed.