baheena has an epiphany:
Cats are so lucky.
I wish I could find a paper bag big enough for me to play and hide in.
Think about it, wouldn't that be fun?
You'd move around inside of it, and the bag'd be all CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE.
And when someone walked by, you could jump out, grab their leg, and say, "HAHA TRICKED YOU I AM NOT GROCERIES."
Context can has catnip nao? QWP of course.