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(CHARACTER A) ran his (PURPLY ADJECTIVE) (MILDLY FETISHIZED BODY PART) along the curve of (CHARACTER B)'s spine.
"Oh, (CHARACTER A)!" the (CHARACTER B'S JOB TITLE) moaned (VAGUELY FEMININE ADVERB), desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, (WEIRD NICKNAME FOR CHARACTER A NEVER ACTUALLY USED IN CANON), oh, fuck--"
"Okay," said the (CHARACTER A's ETHNIC GROUP), caressing the opening of (CHARACTER B)'s (TYPE OF FLOWER AS EUPHEMISM FOR RECTUM).
"(OUT-OF-CHARACTER DECLARATION OF ETERNAL LOVE), (CHARACTER A)!" moaned (CHARACTER B), shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"
"(REALLY OUT-OF-CHARACTER RECIPROCATION)," whispered (CHARACTER A).
Context feels a strong urge to play MadLibs. (flocked, QWP)
"Oh, (CHARACTER A)!" the (CHARACTER B'S JOB TITLE) moaned (VAGUELY FEMININE ADVERB), desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, (WEIRD NICKNAME FOR CHARACTER A NEVER ACTUALLY USED IN CANON), oh, fuck--"
"Okay," said the (CHARACTER A's ETHNIC GROUP), caressing the opening of (CHARACTER B)'s (TYPE OF FLOWER AS EUPHEMISM FOR RECTUM).
"(OUT-OF-CHARACTER DECLARATION OF ETERNAL LOVE), (CHARACTER A)!" moaned (CHARACTER B), shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"
"(REALLY OUT-OF-CHARACTER RECIPROCATION)," whispered (CHARACTER A).
Context feels a strong urge to play MadLibs. (flocked, QWP)