fortifarse's Phrase Of The Day That You Shouldn't Say
I had a gun pulled on me at a daycare by an angry mother who was court-ordered to have zero contact with her child. A teacher pushed the intercom button and the front desk lady heard enough to call the cops and I managed to disarm her when she got distracted (there were drugs involved), but all thoughts of "but this is a safe place..." evaporated when I heard the click of safety being disarmed.
We also had a "random creeper" (you know, the ones that so many are saying no longer exist...) try to take an autistic child. I saw him offering candy and making a "come here" gesture before I flew over the fence and pinned him until cops came. "Random creepers" probably do go for daycare areas not expecting a 250 pound man to be working there.
We also had to have a talk with all the other kids that were there about how "you're going down mother fucker" is not appropriate to say on a daily basis and Mr. Fortifarse had to apologize for using bad words.
This "random creeper" who apparently shouldn't have existed? Wanted in three other counties in relation to other missing kids.
Just because you have a low chance of getting struck by lightning doesn't mean you should do the macarena in a field during a thunderstorm in a tin foil suit.
Context: locked and QWP, discusses childcare and irresponsible parents. Events stated did not take place on the same day, but he's awesome nevertheless.
We also had a "random creeper" (you know, the ones that so many are saying no longer exist...) try to take an autistic child. I saw him offering candy and making a "come here" gesture before I flew over the fence and pinned him until cops came. "Random creepers" probably do go for daycare areas not expecting a 250 pound man to be working there.
We also had to have a talk with all the other kids that were there about how "you're going down mother fucker" is not appropriate to say on a daily basis and Mr. Fortifarse had to apologize for using bad words.
This "random creeper" who apparently shouldn't have existed? Wanted in three other counties in relation to other missing kids.
Just because you have a low chance of getting struck by lightning doesn't mean you should do the macarena in a field during a thunderstorm in a tin foil suit.
Context: locked and QWP, discusses childcare and irresponsible parents. Events stated did not take place on the same day, but he's awesome nevertheless.