Do you suffer the heartbreak of Mousie-Blah Face Fur?

[full_metal_ox]

An anonymouse over at dochermes' informs us that now there's a solution:

During a full moon, I used to be embarrassed going out and stalking prey because my pelt just didn't seem as lustrous and shiny as it could be

Comments

[pathology_doc]

Strictly speaking, I suspect you're talking about shifter romance. In the purest sense of the word, even Dracula counts as "paranormal", while IIRC Zeus transformed himself into quite a few creatures in order to ravish mortals long before Jesus was even a glint in the Holy Spirit's eye.

There's nothing really new under the sun - there's only variations on product to keep the fur looking lustrous and the women offering their throats to the wolf with the red roses.

[full_metal_ox]

I sit corrected; since I don't tend to read romance novels, I'm not particularly well-versed in their current taxonomy and terminology.

[porsupah]

Speaking as a leporine, I can only advise more greens, for a supremely luscious coat.

[full_metal_ox]

I can understand how somebunny like you might prefer to forego a hrair-care product.