ursulav educates us on the sneaky behavior of killdeer:

[cmzero]

Killdeer: I WILL RUN A LITTLE WAY AND FALL OVER WAVING MY BROKEN WINGS THE PAIN THE PAIN

Kevin: I’m not going to chase you.

Killdeer: YOU HAVE TO CHASE ME MY WINGS ARE BROKEN ALSO I BELIEVE MY LEGS ARE GOING

Kevin: This is just sad.

Killdeer: I BELIEVE I AM ALSO ON FIRE

( Context has a photo.)

Comments

[archersangel]

that's some bird. not only is it like: "stay away from my babies." but also: "here are some other kind of bird's babies to eat."

[pandoradeloeste]

Biologist husband confirms that killdeer are indeed the dopiest of birds.

[eve_n_furter]

Natural born troll.