Conductor #1: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Manhattan-bound, Sixth Avenue local F train. The next stop is...
Conductor #2: There is no next stop. Let's go.
Conductor #1: Stand clear of the closing doors.
--F Train
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from here of courseThis really makes me hope some conductor follows up with: "The next stop is... HELL,
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