The funniest thing ever.

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[rainydaysun]

that is so not funny andy.

=P

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

[cougar763]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[metelhed84]

True story Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.