Be my saviour and I'll be your downfall.

[meteorspark]

Am now opening myself up to puppetspam. (And spam of any kind!)

Please?

♥

Comments

[daintyrosebud]

*primly* My typist says that Spam isn't even real food.

[meteorspark]

Well, it isn't, really. *shrug*

[scarf_rescuer]

Er. . . hallo. My typist directed me over here. . . I'm not quite sure what this is for. (What's spam?) But. . . here I am. . .

er. . . how are you? I. . . well, I hope you're all right. The weather is quite nice over here, and hope that it is the same for you.

. . . . er. All right, I'm done.

Care for an orange?

[meteorspark]

*with great strength of will, resists the urge to tacklepounce and snuggle* Spam is... well, it's either a really disgusting foodstuff, or lots of useless, meaningless words. Generally.

I'm... okay! I have just eaten ice cream. It was tasty.

Aw. Okay.

...Absolutely.

[scarf_rescuer]

. . . I can only assume I'm doing the latter then. Er. Isn't that. . . bad? Why would you want useless comments. . .?

Oh, ice cream. I actually happen to love chocolate ice cream. . . *blushes a little embarrassedly*

. . . I guess I wasn't done, seeing as how I'm replying to this. Sorry?

*tosses one over and rolls an orange between his palms* 'm afraid I have a weakness for oranges. . .

[meteorspark]

Well, yes. And it's... because I love all of you guys so much! You're so cute!

Mmm, chocolate. My personal favourite is ice cream bars with coffee ice cream and milk chocolate coating, with almonds and toffee. *nod* *inner fangirl squeal*

And no! That's quite all right. I'd rather you weren't done.

*peels it slowly with her fingernails* Oh, that's quite all right. I can sympathize. They're so... juicy. And delicious.

[jehan_prouvaire]

Oh, did you know that I am a bit of a fan of your M. Metatron? :) <-- it's a smiling face!

[meteorspark]

Oh, really? I find him a bit annoying. Kind of whiny and impossible to kick sense into.

...Omg smiling face. Your trademark! *melts into a puddle of Peri-ooze*

[jehan_prouvaire]

Oh! He's utterly lovely; I do wish there were more people like him about.

Oh, I've never thought of it as a trademark! But it's..... ....

...Oh dear. *flails* ...Um, I'm sorry -- sorry! I, er, didn't think I'd turn you...um, into...ooze. Um, er!

[meteorspark]

Is he really, do you think? I'm actually secretly very fond of him, but don't tell him I said that.

And it definitely is a trademark. ♥

Oh, no, it's quite all right! *waves oozily* It's a good thing! I just died of cute.

[wiseathena]

My foolish typist owes me big time for this. *sigh.

Hello. I am, apparently, here to "spam" you. *hands you a basket of muffins - type is your choice*

[meteorspark]

Thank you, madam! *munches blueberry-cream cheese muffins* ♥

[moments_courage]

Oh, thank God. It's a lovely, innocent typist, and a heavenly being. Too long I've been in the creeping, dark world of the unholy. The world -- of the undead! VAMPIRES! AUGH!

[meteorspark]

...

Are you all right, there?

[intryingtimes]

*coughs* John? Are- are you alright there, old man? *pats him on the shoulder* We've all been through alot.