if you haven't got bananas, don't be blue...

[metermind]

mitch hedberg used to say, "with traffic lights, green means go and yellow means yield.
but with bananas, it's totally different! yellow means go ahead, and green means wait up.
and red means where the hell did you get that banana?!"

well, tonight i was doing some grocery shopping and guess what i saw. red friggin bananas!

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[metermind]

i also ended up saving more money than i spent.

[palljenkins]

thats why i like escalators. they can never break. they can only become stairs.

i cant believe he passed away.

[metermind]

"someone handed me a picture and said,
'this is a picture of me when i was younger.'
every picture of you is when you were younger.
'...here's a picture of me when i'm older.'
where'd you get that camera, man?"

they had one of those, too.

[cube1of6]

if i would have known that ducks eat for free at subway i would have said "there are 5 ducks outside, and they all want sunchips"

i bet they grew the red bananas in honor of mitch.

[metermind]

"i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too."

i took a hit of LSD, before i went shopping, in honor of mitch.
that might explain those red bananas. and those gay cheerios.

[zapatista_funk]

that shit is bananas
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
i can't get that song out of my head!

[metermind]

"to some skeptical friend,
don't even act like i didn't buy that doughnut.
i've got the documentation right here."

i used to like that song a lot, actually.
until i heard it more than any other song ever.

(hold your mouse over the receipt above.)

[chicajive47]

so mitch hedberg really is dead? hes reaching out from beyond the grave with red bananas! post a picture of that!

[metermind]