couldn't love you more. you got a beautiful taste...

Sep 29, 2005 23:47


i accidentally swallowed some natural citrus listerine.
naturally, i coughed up a lung and gagged for 5 minutes.
what have i learned? to pay attention when i use listerine®.

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chicajive47 September 30 2005, 06:03:00 UTC
oh that sucks!! is it really "less intense"? i guess its pretty intense if you swallow it.

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metermind September 30 2005, 14:11:30 UTC
it's about as intense as pine-sol.
or some kind of citrusy gasoline.

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chicajive47 September 30 2005, 16:43:38 UTC
citrusy gasoline eh? sounds like the taste of a russian alcohol

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metermind October 1 2005, 01:56:42 UTC
if the germans can make fig vodka, then anything goes.

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system_stitches September 30 2005, 06:16:33 UTC
mmm... swallowing listerine. o_o

reminds me of the time my sister made my cat swallow like 5 drops of that cinnimon sweetbreath stuff. go figure, my cat wasn't too happy about that.

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metermind September 30 2005, 14:07:27 UTC
i've always wanted to poop in the litterbox and blame it on the cat.

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lifeis2enjoy September 30 2005, 16:49:06 UTC
youre gross diego! haha.

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metermind October 1 2005, 02:04:26 UTC
it was the cat!

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zapatista_funk September 30 2005, 14:18:56 UTC
That's why I gargle tequila instead of listerine,
because if I accidentally swallow tequila, the only thing
that happens is a party.

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metermind October 1 2005, 02:02:13 UTC
what do you mean if?

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lisalisamarie September 30 2005, 21:05:27 UTC
how many times have we been over this? you swish the listerine and then spit it out. you don't drink it.

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metermind October 1 2005, 02:04:10 UTC
if they don't want me to drink it, then why do they make it taste so much like fresh oranges and turpentine?

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lisalisamarie October 1 2005, 09:09:41 UTC
i know, i know...none of us can resist the taste of turpentine, but you need to try.

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metermind October 1 2005, 13:57:28 UTC
whats that you say? i need to try turpentine? which flavor do you recommend?

(please say cool mint. please say cool mint. please say cool mint...)

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hellovoltage October 1 2005, 09:53:07 UTC
i said "look it up on google",
not "look, you need to gargle"

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metermind October 1 2005, 13:56:28 UTC
then why were you wearing this...


... )

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hellovoltage October 1 2005, 14:28:58 UTC
oh, i'll wear anything from Dolce & Gabbana
sincerly,
too lazy to photoshop

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