Comments | metermind: i do not need you to tell me that i’m not a cat...

metermind

i do not need you to tell me that i’m not a cat...

Oct 03, 2005 13:51

we got home from the grocery store yesterday and i was preparing to make some falafel for beth and me when i see a grey flash over by the toaster and i remembered my sister saying she saw a lizard or a mouse or something in the kitchen but it was too fast for her to tell and it was too fast for me to tell too so i continued to open up the packet of ( Read more... )

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lisalisamarie October 3 2005, 20:27:57 UTC

I'm so glad you didn't eat in the kitchen. That's dangerous. But I'm glad Beth was a sweetheart! :) Just make sure you search your whole kitchen and make sure it's clean.

metermind October 3 2005, 20:33:12 UTC

we searched in every cupboard and drawer and examined every box and bag and everything seemed okay but we washed all of the utensils and threw away anything that was opened anyways just to be safe but really i was just happy to get rid of that stuff because don't you hate it when there's all this food in your kitchen but nobody's really eating it so it's just taking up the space of the food you actually do want to eat?

i do.

lisalisamarie October 4 2005, 02:25:55 UTC

of course!

chicajive47 October 3 2005, 22:33:29 UTC

steph bought clean, friendly mouse traps. not those dangerous planks of wood with springs and wires. i kinda wanna see it when its caught

metermind October 4 2005, 01:41:53 UTC

when you say clean and friendly mousetrap it makes it seem like its clean and friendly to the mouse but its really clean and friendly to the person using it because they're easy to set and they look nice because they just look like giant clothes pins with peanut butter on them.

mmm... peanut butter.

chicajive47 October 4 2005, 02:21:56 UTC

thats exactly what i ment! it doesnt have the picture of a mouse in a circle and a slash going through it.

therootbeer October 4 2005, 04:01:27 UTC

did you say that all in one breath!?

metermind October 4 2005, 05:29:24 UTC

it's funny that you mention it because as i started typing it and leaving out all the punctuation i thought it looked that way as if i was running out of breath saying it so i continued to type it out that way but still trying to make it seem like just one big run on sentance like i am with these comments but to answer your question i'll say that i didn't say it at all but i typed it in one breath.

gasp.

vmrdelgado October 5 2005, 02:56:35 UTC

maybe if you didn't feed that lazy cat of yours Twinkies, she could catch the stupid mouse.

metermind October 5 2005, 05:26:35 UTC

i never fed my lazy cat the whole twinkie because she only likes the creamy center anyways so i'd let her lick some whipped whatever-that-stuff-is out from inside the twinkie just like when gabe cracks open a fresh can of cheese dip she comes running because she loves to lick underneath the freshness seal.

we caught the mouse.