hey kids, shake a leg. maybe you're crazy in the head...

[metermind]

sometimes i feel like punching cars off the road. whenever they break too soon. whenever they drive 5 below the speed limit in the fast lane. pretty much whenever traffic isnt choreographed just the way i like it. i feel like punching cars off the road

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[chicajive47]

in the industry we call those, "eyelash curlers" and yes, they do hurt like hell when a few are yanked out. its a lesson well learned.

[metermind]

you gals in the "industry" seem to think that we care whether your eyelashes are curly or not, when really, it's all about the eyeliner.

[lifeis2enjoy]

i agree. ive refused to use an eyelash curler, they freak me out. big time.

[metermind]

and you're a better person for it.

[hellovoltage]

i heard there's a website where you can download new drivers

[metermind]

it's not another one of your roboporn sites, is it?

[iwantfrostbite]

You're a regular Jack Handey. And that kind of humour does come in handy once in a while.

[metermind]

i'm no aristocrat.

[acornheart]

i saw beth walking to her apartment once while i was on my way to work. i slowed down in hopes i'd catch her litter or poke her nose, but nothing. oh, beth.

[metermind]

quit yer stalkin'!