a million bleeding hearts composing prose in blood...

[metermind]

heinz is now letting you print your own messages on ketchup bottles. here's some of my ideas...

1. put me on your shirt
2. white people salsa
3. shampoo and conditioner

what would your ketchup bottle say?

Comments

[iwantfrostbite]

I would love to say mine, but you know its not proper for your journal. I'll see you tomorrow my man.

[metermind]

does it rhyme with "hunts"

[iwantfrostbite]

No. I was going to imply something with the shaft of the bottle.
You sure do have a purty mouth.

[metermind]

does it rhyme with "smuckers"

[acornheart]

best before 1984

[metermind]

but everyone knows ketchup was best in the 50's.