i have a baseball bat! and i'm an emo! and i travel on a BUS!

My sister is making a climate website with my face on it. It's quite a large photo. if she wins there will be a link to the website from official government one or something? fame surely awaits...
The rainbow theory dictates that had i not downloaded this bouncing pink thing, something good or bad may have happened as a consequence.

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easter is approaching, and it is without the cold of winter and the pressure to have 'sick' times in the summer. in the two weeks we have i want to:

have a tea party (with proper attire, cucumber sandwiches, home made cake etc)
read the red tent
decorate eggs with the insides taken out through a tiny pin hole like this:

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I think my life is suffocating me and drowning me in a black abyss. in the words of fall out boy ( Read more... )

Last night i dreamt that i killed an auntie i never met... because we were at a family thing and my other auntie had just got re-married. i bleached the body and ran away. on a train... this comes close in terms of my 'eva-ness' as the 'inch deep cuts i made in someone face with a stanley knife' dream. but in that case, i did later find miniature ( Read more... )

i hope everyone stood out in the amazingly hard downpour of rain today. because if you did, you will now know what it feels like to be kissed by a jellyfish. yes. the cool splattering of raindrops on your skin is like that of a jellyfish kiss. how do i know this, you all clamour? well. it's because i am god. cleverly disguised as an 18 year old ( Read more... )

This is why i love the 'retarded icons' community. these are comments on some retarded icons distinctly lacking what the title proclaimed.

-Where's the carrot sex?
-zhandy - I know, it's simply sick that he lured us in with the promise of carrot sex and didn't deliver. My entire belief system is shattered D:

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I have another fall out boy album!


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