What time is it?: 11.49pm ( Read more... )

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If your favourite restaurant has multiple locations, let's say more than...12 locations, and doesn't serve anything over $30 for an entree, and doesn't employ some sort of wine expert, it probably sucks, and advertises on TV too much. The use of a sign that can be seen for a quartermile away with an enormous logo on it is a good gauge. Also, if the ( Read more... )

"I'm not saying let's get married, I'm just saying we should take the next step in our relationship." Means--"If you don't marry me, I'll tell everyone you cheated on me after we break up ( Read more... )

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Seriously, did everyone except me flunk English in high school? Do you all not read or something? What is the matter with typing properly and using the correct spelling and grammar ( Read more... )

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Never trust a big butt and a smile.

And BREATHE. STRETCH. SHAKE.

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