I'm Posing Nude for Opera!!!

[metstarmezzo]

Ok, I know this sounds crazy but hear me out. Opera Moda here in Chicago is having a photo shoot for their opera calendar. I volunteered to pose as Carmen. They'll have my hair done up in a flamenco buffant and I'll have a spanish lace fan covering my boobies as I stare provocatively into the camera

Comments

[cassmyass]

dude, rock ON! That's pretty sweet.

[marcylynne]

whoa, have they already gotten back to you?!?!? I should really get in touch, so I don't lose my chance to pose!!!!!! Who do you think I should be: Tosca, Mimi? I just don't know...

[summergrest]

Tosca, duh!

[chinatownlabor]

WHORE!

[That'll be your parents' reaction.....]

As for me, WHERE CAN I BUY A COPY?

[metstarmezzo]

I'll send you one for Christmas if I don't chicken out.

[chinatownlabor]

Chicken out? Girl, you survived Praireville, you survived high school, you survived the Pentecostal church, you survived that crazy bitch girlfriend Leslie, you survived music theory, you survived Dirk Garner and Richard Prior, you survived Larry Gray, you survived Scharmal Schrock, you survived ME....

You have balls, SERIOUS balls, you have no excuse to chicken out on anything.

[lonelybear]

i think that is awesome and like chuck said i would love to get a copy of that.

[metstarmezzo]

I smell a Christmas present for DavidJack.

[secretblahs]

I LOVE this!!!