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[metstarmezzo]

I choked my science teacher cuz your mom said so...

- Month you were born in-
January-----------i fucked
Febuary-----------i stole from
March--------------i bitch slapped
April--------------- i kicked
May----------------i married
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i lied to
September-------i love
October---------- i

Comments

[marcylynne]

I killed my best friend's girlfriend because I'm in love.

[maestroboi]

I choked a noodle cuz I was high.

[maestroboi]

Someone is bound to have be born on the 13th.........
I just know it!

[libraguy82]

lol

[metstarmezzo]

Well I have a cousin who was born on the 13th of January but he doesn't have LJ so I'll write it out for your pleasure...
He fucked a goat because he's in love...

[libraguy82]

Darell got the goat one...

[libraguy82]

LOL mine is...I played with a monkey because dat bitch stole my taco.

[summergrest]

LOL!!!

Couldn't resist

[crazybattlady]

I love a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want. OMG

Re: Couldn't resist

[metstarmezzo]

LOL...