I'm turning into AWESOME GUY at work.  You know the one, the guy who ends sentences in e mails with exclamation marks.  The guy who is universally positive even though he hates people.  I kind of have to be that way because it's the only way to get people to do things for me who don't report to me.  Further, it's such a bunch of lazy schlubs I work ( Read more... )

fuck it.  it means I'll have to sling my briefcase over my shoulder, and throw my IBM in a backpack, but I am riding the bike to work today.  I just can't go a week without sitting on my baby.

random thought that my work comp being called the "T-60" makes it sound rather like the Terminator.  I think I shall name it Arnold.

Mikey:  "Just so we're clear, the PRIDE Festival is a big gay event, right ( Read more... )

minor superstition I have no to wish anyone congratulations until their child is actually birthed, swaddled in cloth, and not looking like a lizard.  I'm not trying to be a douche, I just think it's bad luck.

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ah now that's the better one. thanks,

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feelin kinda schmaltzy this week.

so far this trip takes the cake as The Best Travel Evar ( Read more... )

Jesus, are my neighbors really playing "Warpigs?"  I don't know whether to mock them silently or to knock on their door and ask for a hit from the inevitable bong.

today the cats discovered a neighbor's cat on the next door porch.  Now that porch isn't really visible from ours unless the cat sticks his head out from under the railing.  Mickey and Mallory are being all badass to the neighbor kitty, puffing up and hissing.  It's quite funny.  Being thus motivated, I wonder if Mal will find a way over to that ( Read more... )

did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog ( Read more... )