If there's one thing that I've learned when talking to people about your major (being physics), it's that your audience better be scientifically oriented. Or else, they don't fucking care! [laughs]

Case in point:

When talking to English Teacher #1:
"What's your major?"
"Physics!"
"Why don't you major in photography instead? You took lots of pretty ( Read more... )

Dear Self,

i love lasagna.
four hundred ninety calo-
ries in one serving!

Love,
Vicky

P.S. CARBS 4 LYFE!!111!!

P.P.S. I love lasagna more than Lianne loves the concept of marrying rich, educated men. And that's quite a lot of lovin'.

I believe that it's a bunch of hubbub.

Brought to you by A Chick Tract:


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Convocation pics - finally got them through the paper here.


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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? (Take your time answering)

Emily: to kill victoria becuz she tried to be cool asking why the chicken crossed the road

Molly: to get hit by a car so he wouldn’t have to take a chem ap test

Jamie: it was getting chased by Mr. Chickensnatcher

Rei: that's obvious
Rei: cause he saw me walk across the street
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Wednesday's English class was the best! JPimp wrote this wonderful, inspiring essay about the injustices of our math teacher and his curriculum. The essay was supposed to be 250 words or so but Jamie wrote like freaking 4 pages, 11-sized font, 1.5 spaced. It was crazy. It had everything that he did to our class- belittling the entire class, ( Read more... )

But I really don't need one!

mwahaha!

But if I were to take over England, I would use much more than Storm Troopers. I'd use Storm Troopers with ionized particle vapor beams. BEW BEW BEW!

So tired... I haven't gotten a lot of sleep during the weekdays. I wish I could work 10 times faster than I do now. I'm insanely slow when it comes to working ( Read more... )