silly rhymes

[mewantsnusnu]

so I had too much free time at work today, and me and pensivecynic  started writing all the worlds that kind of rhyme with "bats":

Bats
Cats
Rats
Mats
Vets
Jets
Mets
pets
debts
sets
tests
guests
Hats
Nets
Quests
Sands
Trends
Vats
Wets
Yelps
Zests
Pests

Comments

Re: now write a poem...

[mewantsnusnu]

too lazy for that

Re: now write a poem...

[mewantsnusnu]

heck, i'd rather WORK :)

[oldtrunk]

должен заметить что ваше чувство рифмы отсутствует начисто...
bats would not only rhime with cats and vats, but with carts, cards, lad(s), flats, integrates, and anything that ends with '..ats' or '...ates'.
Хотите чтобы я здесь пол-словаря выложил?

Two small black bats
Flew out their cave to eat some oats.
After the meal our bats
Got back to the cave to relax.

[mewantsnusnu]

it most certainly doesn't rhyme with cards, carts and integrates!

Re: what the hey? I'll throw in my two cents

[oldtrunk]

Браво! Вот что значит книжки читать! И тянет на 10 центов, не меньше.

ХАХА.

One morning, early, on Bill Gates
From window someone dropped paperweights.
We do not think that were his shipmates
But now his code does not integrate...

[oldtrunk]

Hey, this topic is growing fast :-)

[mewantsnusnu]

like a cancer!

[oldtrunk]

Не, ну полный привед! Руки прочь! В угол поставлю!

I'll call Bill Gates,
as his shipmate,
and ask him to integrate
your head with iron paperweight...