Assuming, of course, that I first get over myself enough to actually make a facebook

[mewkabulu]

I'm going to list myself as "in a relationship" on facebook, wait two days, then post this:

If you have a wonderful man, who works hard to take care of you, would do

Comments

[meandmeorme]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this is the plan: I'll give you my username and password and you can totally do that! It'll be sooo much fun! Oh but, to make it believable, I need to find a pic of a guy that will be my boyfriend and make some photoshopped pictures etc.

Only problem I see is my family believing this and me spending the rest of my life as a bag lady..but s'ok, it'll still be funny :P

[gonnabe_myway]

but doesn't everyone think u're a lesbian?

.........so just change the pronouns when u post it UC

[meandmeorme]

LOL! not EVERYONE...plus, apparently I'm still 'confused', I haven't yet decided :P

[gonnabe_myway]

tell UCums are your anguished lesbian declaration! :P