ok, so this morning/afternoon i wuz @ this bat mitzvah, right?  well at the party, this guy (who is pretty hot) kept putting stuff in my shirt/dress.  he threw bread down thurr (hehe), ice, and put a glow stikc there... i smacked him really hard in the ass with a glow stick, haha.  horny bastard. lol.  but wow, i LuV dancing! i am sooo good @ the ( Read more... )

hehe, i LuV that song! haha. i think i might almost like toxic if b.s. didn't sing it... haha. i LuV it when ther is mud all over me. haha. i got thrown into the mud 3 times by blake!! and jumi tackled me!! gah. and then, my shoes got stuck, and i fell on my face. then the muscles in my hands turned into jello b/c i wuz so cold/numb. haha. and ( Read more... )

guess what!! CHICKEN BUTT! lol.  i have broken two blue-clear-plastic-things-underneath-bottle-caps braclets.  :-(  oh well, i'll keep making them.. hehe.  wow! this csi is really cool!!  hehe. yay bonnie. ok, this is IT

She's happy-go-lucky/she loves pink and the number 5/she lives in a dreamworld/with joe and jimmy/she wears almost diamond ( Read more... )

i want a collection of cool blue-plastic-thing-underneath-the-bottle-cap-of-soda bracelets.  if you no how to make them, please contact me.  i am officially obsessed with l&o.  i don't just follow the shows, i follow the COMMERCIALS! hehe.  maria is gonna be a lawyer.. hehe.  ima go to bed soon... hehe.  maria is funny.  i LuV those six flags ( Read more... )

well, life sucks. if you wanna be put into my speed dial, call me @ 593 7304. ok? kewl. umm... yeah.. ok, so you know how this is my venting spot?? ok, well, herre goes. you no how sometimes you really need someone you can tell everyone? I NEED THAT! i can talk to different friends about different stuff, but at the same time.. its still hard ( Read more... )

Why Guys Suck

Welcome everyone, to the beginning of Men Suck week. This is a special week in the hearts and minds of my female readers. They appreciate us big lugs, but sometimes, we're just too stupid to put up with. In their honor, and to balance the blog out, I present you with Men Suck Week here at Tales From a Yeti Suit.

I guess the easiest ( Read more... )

ok, so like, my name is officially gus.  ok?  ok.  oohhh, my math hw sux. who cares what number equals what?  my dog just ate some choco. i hope he don get sick.  he didn't eat enuff to die.  watch out on thurs.. btw.  oh, i feel sickish.. oh well. well, ima rock on outa herre

i really like food!! it's sooo good!  haha.  right now i am eatin' thin mints and drinkin coke.  YUM! last night i ate vanilla ice cream over melted samoas (girl scout cookie wit coconut, chocolate, and caramel).it wuz soo good!  OMG! this is almost perfect for me, except that it says "love" which should be replaced with "like":
It's hard to tell ( Read more... )

ok, so i am obsessed with the song "i miss you" and the other song "behind blue eyes".  great songs!! and the only white rappers that are any good (actually, the only rappers that are good) aren't really rappers! BEASTIE BOYZ FOREVA! lol.  311's love song also ROX!! IT FRIGGIN ROX MY SOX!! (and no, that is not a "becca" thang, i got it in New ( Read more... )

ok, so we won our soccergame!! yay!!  wahoo!  yay! lol.  ok. so it wuz 2-1.  and like, it wuz our first won game in 3 seasons.  wow.  ok.  so now that i have anounced how bad our team is.. i LuV you janelle!! thank you for helping us win!!and yes, my dog is a real dog! lol. L&O rox!  ok, so like, last night wuz the easiest babysitting job i ever ( Read more... )