Update...come on...you know you want to...everyones doing it...

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So anyways

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So, Mister Matt

[hardcorerocker]

I'd really like to come and give some pointers to the UF basketball team. But I don't think I will. Not for FORTY MILLION DOLLARS EVEN!!!!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

silly Coach K

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It's obvious he didn't take the money because he didnt want to be raped by Kobe Bryant. 40 million isn't enough for that. And it's also obvious Duke has probably kidnapped his children or something. I wouldn't put it past Duke.

Zoooooook...

[hardcorerocker]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOK...

Naw, Coach K didn't wanna pull a Spurrier.

Ooh! Here's an icepack, I didn't mean to hit that sore spot. My bad.