beauty contest jokes

[mgdeleon]

From my officemate. She got these from people in school. I've heard them before but it's still a good chuckle.

"From the land of no penetration...the British Virgin Islands!"

"From the land of bastekball...Jordan!"

"From the land of beauty...Uganda!"

"From the land of Nora Aunor...Laos!" (my fave :p)

Feel free to add on :D

Comments

Tsk, tsk

[chilets]

Miguel, ok lang yan. Halika, libre kita ng dinner. Gutom lang yan.

Wag mong kalimutan mag-post ng question and answer jokes such as the classic, "Why did you join this contest?" and "If you were an animal what would you be?" ("A grass" yung isa sa mga sagot dyan, diba?)