Call me!!
Hi! Since you called me, I'm not giving you my name. You should know it. Besides, it's considered unsafe or something. Anyway, it's ME and we're going to make this interactive. I can't come to the phone for--INSERT YOUR OWN REASON HERE--. Leave a message and let me know why you think I can't come to the phone. I'll get back to you when ever I'm done doing whatever it is I'm doing.
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