★ 17 [Video] It's a conspiracy

[mghtbconcussed]

[Lucy is still obviously in the Master's apartment. She sighs dramatically for the camera, puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hand]Really? Seriously City is this a conspiracy to keep me locked in Harry's flat fooooooooooreeeeeeeeeever

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[mad_still]

Cats are useless, especially for protection.

[mghtbconcussed]

Hey now! Masha is pretty awesomesauce. Plus nothing can be more useless for protection than my dog. He lives under the table when anything remotely dangerous, loud or scary happens.

[mad_still]

The one I know isn't... awsomesauce... It doesn't get more useless than vanishing from sight altogether. I've never heard of a dog that did that too.

[mghtbconcussed]

Okay so your cat is obviously a slacker. Bryant never disappears but he does try to get his entire body under the bed sometimes. He's 200 pounds of fur and drool. It doesn't work very well.

I'm Lucy.

[mad_still]

It's definitely isn't my cat... Yours sounds so hearty and reliable I can almost choke on it. I bet you can hear him lumbering from miles away.

[ ...anyway. ]

I'm the Hatter.

[mghtbconcussed]

She's Harry's cat but yeah, she kind of is. And she's huge so she does kind of do the thundering thing unless she's trying to sneak up on me.

Nice to meet you, Hatter.

[mad_still]

...If you say so.

[ and he doesn't care to have met anyone so she can take that as a response to ... all of that lol ]

[mghtbconcussed]

What kind of cat is your cat? Besides the kind you don't like.

[mad_still]

Not mine. He belongs to the Duchess. And I don't know what he looks like, I can't see him.

[mghtbconcussed]

You can't see him? So you were serious about the whole disappearing thing.

[mad_still]

Don't make me repeat myself. I can still hear him just fine.

[mghtbconcussed]

Hey! Not trying to make you repeat yourself. Just conversationing! So what does he do that's so bad? Besides the disappearing uselessly thing.

[mad_still]

That's exactly what he does that's bad. Talking about him, what a waste of my time. I'm late for tea.

[mghtbconcussed]

Tea time? Like with scones and cakes and stuff?

[mad_still]

...I doubt there's anyone here who takes their tea so pleasantly.

[mghtbconcussed]

How do you take tea unpleasantly?