all you need is love, love, love

[mgmgirlie]

I was going to work out at the gym with Meg today- then I saw it was raining. Clearly I can't walk the 100 feet to the gym in the rain! Anyways, I was walking down the first floor trying to figure out what I can do instead of read Brothers Karamozov! I saw one of the rooms had a cute sign on the door that said "I hate you Uncle Jimmy!- Love

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[midnightwisdom]

i resent the implication that i can be out-romanced by someone who does not even know what puberty is...

i insist that the line: "That kid has more romantic balls at the age of like 10 than most guys do in a lifetime" be changed to "That kid has more romantic balls at the age of like 10 than most guys do in a lifetime... but still not as much as chris kelly did in preschool"

honestly, i was such a pimp in preschool

that is all... i insist that these changes be made or you will hearing from my attorney

on another note... megan gorkowski is the impetus behind a new slang sex phrase... details at :

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=going+for+two

[mgmgirlie]

please disregard the above (or below, wherever it shows up!) msg by Mr. Chris kelly. It is inappropriate and untrue

[meggery]

If I had to pick a character, I think I choose to be Keira Knightly. I mean, she has a hot husband, a guy who worships the ground she walks on, and she's freakin' Keira Knightly. Natalie would be good too, but she'd have to worry about her man being the Prime Minister, and Hugh Grant seems so skeezy to me. And I'd say Aurelia, but then I'd have to show initiative and learn a whole new language, and I am far too lazy for that. And I'd go with Joanna but she's 10 and has to deal with a long distance relationship already. That would be hard. Maybe I'll go for Claudia Schiffer's character, then I'd get to date Liam Niessen's character...but I'd also have to compete with his perfect ex-wife, so that'd be a problem. Maybe I'll invent my own character and be Mark's new girl and I'll help him get over Keira Knightly right away. Yeah, that sounds good. I think I am reading far too much into this. Geez I love that movie.