Allison (Lake), I hope this picture shows how much I love you. -Matt


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People who frig with the discards
Circle I Limbo

Picky eaters- Just eat stuff
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who don't like the Sega
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

My english teacher
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Treehuggers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Trolls
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Or you could eat enough ribs to

Holy smokes people. Yesterday was a madness day. It started on Friday when Al and Tristan spent the night at my house. We stayed up all night playing video games a bit. But mostly we played poker. During this time we watch a cooking video that included  some bald spots, sodium, some "You DO like shrimp!", applesauce ( Read more... )

One more day before vacation. Actually the week has gone by pretty quickly.

Tomorrow Tristan and Al are gonna spend the night. That's gonna be killer awesome. Video games will be sweet with three of us. Also, hunting each other will be pretty sweet too. And odds are that the river will be a little too high for rafting. So we'll do it when the ( Read more... )

Vacation is pretty much over. Gotta go to bed tonight and go to school tomorrow.

Al and her family is back from their vacation is South Carolina. They showed me all the pictures of Pedro Land and Pedro this and Pedro that, pretty madness. And pictures of parasailing. I'm so flippin' jealous. Not even fair. I'll have to do that someday. It looked ( Read more... )

Ok. Here is where you can all get your exclusive "What to do in a Zombie encounter"  information.

First, you need to regcognize what a zombie looks like. So, here is a picture of an actual zombie:


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Been pretty slow lately. Hung with Ben all this weekend. I'm kinda home alone right now, and I'm kinda lost, I don't really what to do. It's pretty nice outside and stuff, I've spent most of the day outside. Went to chuch today.


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A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud

A fart can be short, or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known to sould just like a song

A fart can create a most curious medley
A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly....

A fart might not smell, while others are vile
A fart may pass quickly, or linger awhile

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I've had a crazy madness weekend so far. It was G.I. Gantic. It started on Wednesday. It was an early release, which is always awesome by itself. But Al and her mom picked me up from school on their way back from the college. It was so crazetm nice out! We hung out outside most of the day. We took Zeke for a walk, then walked down the post office ( Read more... )