"Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism."

[mhcobain]

"I'm just looking for a nice guy that opens doors for me, and pulls out my chair, Etc.,Etc."
"I don't date."
"I'm gay"
"You're like a brother to me."
-Women

What I hear:
"You're TOO nice. I'm really looking for an asshole."
"I don't date you."
"I change my sexual preference to fit my needs, because i don't have enough balls to say 'no'. "
"I want you to

Comments

[thetango]

Not bad, we'll talk more later but I like the honesty. Don't emulate Palahniuk so much though, I know it's tempting.

Otherwise, touching :]

Oh, and I have a whole new thing up. You inspired me to expand.

[mhcobain]

do you still use your gmail?

[thetango]

Yep!