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[mhedberg]

Hey man, has a dime ever stopped on you? Alright . . . that's fuckin' with my head, boy. The table's have taken a serious turn now. The dime's in control now, motherfucker! I like Rice Krispies because they snap, crackle AND pop. How many cereals do you know that can do all three? I also want Rex Reed to be my pen-pal. No I don't, what the

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[stephentrask]

i've seen your act and you're funny as hell.

[mhedberg]

There's a lot of pressure on comedians these days. You've got to be funny all the time. And if you're ever not funny the audience will turn on you. Audiences can be fickle.
I like the word fickle because it rhymes with pickle. I think that pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil was dill.
You see what happened? I told a joke that wasn't funny and now they're pissed. Let's talk about you for a while. Maybe they'll forget about this whole pickle incident.
I've seen your act and you're musical as hell. Do you hear music? That's how I receive it too.

[stephentrask]

though i can assure you that i personally couldn't expect you to be "funny" 24/7, you do have an excellent point. and really... i hear music. it drives me crazy, but not in a savant sort of way. i'm not that good. i'm more like the annoying fucker with a banjo that makes funny walking music every time someone moves to underscore them until the scream and try to beat meto death with it.