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[mhutch]

I have spent a lot of time being unsatisfied. In both Texas and Arizona, I fabricate these wonderous situations and wait for them to come into existance. Then I mope and wonder what happened when they don't. It's stupid - in the words of a member of my 3rd family, it's a bunch of "poopy

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[mochroi]

haha well if i had any strippers at my disposal... i'd send them right on over to you ;o)

[mhutch]

i require an update on last night. this comment was way too early in the morning... that better mean you have stayed up till that tim, not woke up then.

[mochroi]

haha no unfortunately i was up at 9 am for some dumb reason... stupid work. but i did stay out till 2 with you know who. :-D

[trubedourlp]

you know i only want what's best for you. if i thought it would make you happy, i'd be on the phone with chandler's local stripper representative right now.

but the thing is, i'm afraid if a cute blonde took off her clothes and fed you grapes, you would fall madly in love with her. i can see it now: after the show (which i paid good money for, by the way) she's dressed and waiting for her tip while you're stuttering something along the lines of, "maybe you can give me your number and i can, uh, come over and fix your computer sometime? maybe?"

i'm just trying to save you from yourself. because that's the kind of friend i am.

[mhutch]

wow. that comment was stellar. you win.

... this time.

Um...

[fernie_salinas]

I volunteer for the stripping and back massaging. :-) Oh, and of course the cheering.

[mhutch]

NO CHEERING!!!

[fernie_salinas]

fine fine... I'll just strip and give back massages.

[mhutch]

no. :-P

[ava_greenleaf]

lemme call my friend in las vegas, she hangs with strippers

[anonymous]

my roommate worked at a stripclub last summer, so i can hook you up when you COME TO DALLAS AGAIN. ahh i'm so subtle. ok bye.
-who do you think this is punk