watching mtv 'cribs' really makes me sad in two ways. there are some people on there who really have amazing taste and spend their money on incredible things. dallas austin's house was soooo off da chain. he had real artwork on the walls, a real intense bathroom... it was just amazing. it made me insanely jealous. but there are also people who ( Read more... )

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serious struggles of math. i have no idea what is going on in calc 2. i just assumed i'd remember everything from calc 1 which i took in high school...that was dumb of me. i am going to have to get my sister to tutor me...struggles.

i think i was a million times smarter in high school. i have killed a few brain cells since then.

i want to be a beach bum. salty and tan at all times. i'd run a coconut shop...okay, that'd be dumb. it would be bar/ice cream/snacks/souvenier shop...with a cheesy name like 'the mermaid's grotto' and it would be full of kitsch.

did anyone else know how bootleg muffins are? they have, on average, 450 calories while a donut has 180...what kinda bootleg-ass, calorie-ass, breakfast-ass mess is that? maybe i am just mad cause i ate a muffin....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

wim delvoye's art piece 'cloaca'! it is a machine/installation that mimics the human digestive system and makes poop. yayer!!!

http://www.newmuseum.org/more_exh_cloaca.php

http://www.cloaca.be

POEM OF THE DAY:

i need a man to ride
RIDE ride,
i need a man to do
ME right,
i need a man who's mine,
ALL mine,
i need a man to hold all
NIGHT.

- An 'oh, hellur' production. Lyrics sampled from P.diddy and Usher.

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last week i went to a little boy's house to enroll him in the after-school program. while i was there, i was playing with the boy's little brother of about 4 years old. i was just asking him little questions, just to make him to talk... see how far along he was when it comes to language skills. i was telling him how next year he would go to pre-K ( Read more... )

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