No one is home.

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, relatively well adjusted human being!
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It has occured to me that what I really need during this phase in my life is someone who understands me. I've gone far too long without that kind of support, and now that I've found this I want to do my best to hold on to it ( Read more... )

Okay, so I realize that I can be mean. I can even seem heartless at times. I realize that. But really, what am I supposed to do? How can I not have these barriers up? If the barriers come down, I am served with disappointment. And when I am served with disappointment, then I've gotten myself into something much deeper than I had planned. It's a ( Read more... )

Future Plans

I won't let you into my heart. I've already made my decision.

Pepperoni
Milk
Deodorant
Advil
2005 Murano
Black anything
Better pillows

At the slightest sensation of happiness
I have to remind myself to keep my sense of humor.

PS - I'm taking Calcium now.

Maybe no one knows they're Existentialists because its the natural truth. Like Macs: they're too user-friendly to make sense.

Dear Sweet and Faithful Blog,

I am so happy. Coleridge and I have spent the last hour watching cartoons and calling each other silly names. It's been great fun.

Mia