BOOOOOOOOOOORED with paper clips
i got bored and made this list..but personally i like #12 the best
USES FOR PAPER CLIPS: [with help from erin, sennert, and jared]
1) hold things together
2) poke someone in the eye
3) carve things into desks
4) jab into throats
5) making chain links
6) utilized in make-shiff bow-n-arrows [made with a pencil, rubber band, paperclip, and some thin object to shoot]
7) to set off an elaborate machine just to flush the toilet
8) make paper bridges
9) stitch stuffed animals together
10) make the tip of the antenna on tin foil hats for the crazy people on the streets
11) poke the little reset button on the Tamagachi toys when they have turned into demon spawns
12) used to transmit secret government data from our computers to a little, tiny ant in new zealand that relays the info to a badger in new mexico that forwards that info to a panda in japan that mails the info to a kangaroo in australia that calls your house and just tells you that your computer froze while you are just about to attack the comp with a lawn mower
13) substitute brush for calligraphic uses
14) pin the parts of a parachute together so you don't crash and burn from the extreme height of the drop and the sharp pointy rocks that people seem to be attracted to as soon as they jump out of planes...
15) may be utilized into a crazy design for an makeshif armband, but hurts if you move
16) straighten out the paper clips, meld the ends of hundreds of paper clips together, and make a huge poking device with a hello kitty sticker on the tip stuck on there...somehow
17) burn the tip of the paper clip, poke a hole in the cover of a water bottle, hang the bottle upside down pouring into a funnel leading into an intricate woven tube that leads to a mini water mill that generates power that turns on the automatic elevator that is carrying the little fork where the fork is dropped onto a pillow when the elevator reaches it's top and then the weight of the fork on the pillow pushes a hidden button inside that flings the fork from the pillow at you so you can eat your cereal
18) can be fused together to make an intricate series of very dangerous wires for a barely spaceworthy vehicle that will probably explode the moment you touch a switch, even if your not electrocuted first
USES FOR PAPER CLIPS: [with help from erin, sennert, and jared]
1) hold things together
2) poke someone in the eye
3) carve things into desks
4) jab into throats
5) making chain links
6) utilized in make-shiff bow-n-arrows [made with a pencil, rubber band, paperclip, and some thin object to shoot]
7) to set off an elaborate machine just to flush the toilet
8) make paper bridges
9) stitch stuffed animals together
10) make the tip of the antenna on tin foil hats for the crazy people on the streets
11) poke the little reset button on the Tamagachi toys when they have turned into demon spawns
12) used to transmit secret government data from our computers to a little, tiny ant in new zealand that relays the info to a badger in new mexico that forwards that info to a panda in japan that mails the info to a kangaroo in australia that calls your house and just tells you that your computer froze while you are just about to attack the comp with a lawn mower
13) substitute brush for calligraphic uses
14) pin the parts of a parachute together so you don't crash and burn from the extreme height of the drop and the sharp pointy rocks that people seem to be attracted to as soon as they jump out of planes...
15) may be utilized into a crazy design for an makeshif armband, but hurts if you move
16) straighten out the paper clips, meld the ends of hundreds of paper clips together, and make a huge poking device with a hello kitty sticker on the tip stuck on there...somehow
17) burn the tip of the paper clip, poke a hole in the cover of a water bottle, hang the bottle upside down pouring into a funnel leading into an intricate woven tube that leads to a mini water mill that generates power that turns on the automatic elevator that is carrying the little fork where the fork is dropped onto a pillow when the elevator reaches it's top and then the weight of the fork on the pillow pushes a hidden button inside that flings the fork from the pillow at you so you can eat your cereal
18) can be fused together to make an intricate series of very dangerous wires for a barely spaceworthy vehicle that will probably explode the moment you touch a switch, even if your not electrocuted first